Jenny1403 Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 So heres another one...Am sure this was bizzzare for most of us. What was your most embarrassing moment as a teenage gal ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny1403 Posted August 16, 2017 Author Share Posted August 16, 2017 hmmmmmmm....Mine was DownRRRight Crazzzzzzzzzzy! so this bright and beautiful sunday came when i was set to receive my first holy communion as a catholic child, and coincidentally...God decided to bless me with another gift on that day- this was the very same day i had my first menstrual flow as a woman. We were All dressed in Angelic sparkling white clothes...my 2 brothers and I sat on one of those long pews u would usually find in catholic churches, as we waited eagerly to recieve the Body of christ as first-time communicants. The mass was a long one and then finally it was time to queue up and go take the communion. As i stood up to join my brothers on the queue...all i remember was - A strong hand grabbed me from behind , pulled me back ...and without a word, took me straight out through the closest exit, It was my Mom...Everyone in church starred at us till we got outside - i didnt know why. well...i had a huge red stain on my white-lace gown...I had my Menarche right in church...the damn thing couldnt even wait for me to get the communion first, it had to show up right in the midst of all the activity. Long story short...I was whisked home Asap...I never took part in the communion...I hated the church and never went back dere ( Cos i felt everyone in church had an Idea what had just happened). what a day it was...I will never forget. Tell us about yours...I bet it wasnt this crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 17, 2017 Moderators Share Posted August 17, 2017 Hahahahaha. Especially at: 7 hours ago, Jenny1403 said: I hated the church and never went back dere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 17, 2017 Moderators Share Posted August 17, 2017 I have been trying to rack my brain since I saw this post yesterday. I'm not sure which was worse. A. Falling face face down in front of my faculty and having more people staring than actually saying sorry B. Farting in the midst of drama rehearsals after someone cracked a funny joke. Then everybody goes quiet. That was my last attendance. The fart wasn't the big bang type. Just a little pop from my bottom. I was sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny1403 Posted August 17, 2017 Author Share Posted August 17, 2017 54 minutes ago, kimi said: I have been trying to rack my brain since I saw this post yesterday. I'm not sure which was worse. A. Falling face face down in front of my faculty and having more people staring than actually saying sorry B. Farting in the midst of drama rehearsals after someone cracked a funny joke. Then everybody goes quiet. That was my last attendance. The fart wasn't the big bang type. Just a little pop from my bottom. I was sad. Ohh maii Gawd. ...I can imagine😂😂😂😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VINA Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 So I went for an audition. I'm not prepared at all, typical Vina style. It gets to my turn and this hot beautiful Mami welcomes me nicely. I give her a hot "hello" Then she asks me to just say something off the top of my head. Omo I opened my mouth and nonsense fell out, one thrash after the other. I wasn't even making sense to myself. Lool. Even me I knew I f***ked up. The Mami just eyed me with one kind eye and said "gerrarahia mehn" I tucked my tail between my legs and just made a mad dash for my house. Very embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 17, 2017 Moderators Share Posted August 17, 2017 1 minute ago, vina said: Omo I opened my mouth and nonsense fell out, one thrash after the other. I wasn't even making sense to myself. Lool. Hahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VINA Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, kimi said: Hahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 17, 2017 Moderators Share Posted August 17, 2017 Loooool. I know that feeling trust me. I cuss each time I remember mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teewhy Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 It was a muddy morning back then in secondary school o, I was forming acting labour prefect chasing people to the assembly ground alongside other acting prefects. The ground decided to call me. Lo and behold, I fell face flat into the mud right in front of the juniors that I was trying to frustrate. Assin....... It was damn bad. The looks were terrible, uniform became very muddy. Students paused and you could see the sympathy in their eyes. Worst of all, I had to attend the assembly like that oo. I felt really embarrassed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny1403 Posted August 17, 2017 Author Share Posted August 17, 2017 10 minutes ago, Teewhy said: It was a muddy morning back then in secondary school o, I was forming acting labour prefect chasing people to the assembly ground alongside other acting prefects. The ground decided to call me. Lo and behold, I fell face flat into the mud right in front of the juniors that I was trying to frustrate. Assin....... It was damn bad. The looks were terrible, uniform became very muddy. Students paused and you could see the sympathy in their eyes. Worst of all, I had to attend the assembly like that oo. I felt really embarrassed. Bwahahahahahahahaaahaha haha....chai, Acting labour prefect got punked 😂😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny1403 Posted August 17, 2017 Author Share Posted August 17, 2017 23 minutes ago, vina said: So I went for an audition. I'm not prepared at all, typical Vina style. It gets to my turn and this hot beautiful Mami welcomes me nicely. I give her a hot "hello" Then she asks me to just say something off the top of my head. Omo I opened my mouth and nonsense fell out, one thrash after the other. I wasn't even making sense to myself. Lool. Even me I knew I f***ked up. The Mami just eyed me with one kind eye and said "gerrarahia mehn" I tucked my tail between my legs and just made a mad dash for my house. Very embarrassing. Lol. ...which tail did u tuck in??😂😄😅 Educate a sister plisss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VINA Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 4 minutes ago, Jenny1403 said: Lol. ...which tail did u tuck in??😂😄😅 Educate a sister plisss Come to me, I will show you. Only you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teewhy Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Jenny1403 said: Bwahahahahahahahaaahaha haha....chai, Acting labour prefect got punked 😂😅 I tell you. Me that I just formed niggah, closed eyes and stood up like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny1403 Posted August 17, 2017 Author Share Posted August 17, 2017 7 minutes ago, vina said: Come to me, I will show you. Only you. Boooom. ....on my way to the airport baby I weee see u in a few hours 😊😊☺ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VINA Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 57 minutes ago, Jenny1403 said: Boooom. ....on my way to the airport baby I weee see u in a few hours 😊😊☺ Jenny Sef. I'm waiting seriously. Let me groom the tail in anticipation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teewhy Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Sebi when I matched Vina and Jenny, you were laughing. The things I see here sha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farida Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 13 hours ago, vina said: So I went for an audition. I'm not prepared at all, typical Vina style. It gets to my turn and this hot beautiful Mami welcomes me nicely. I give her a hot "hello" Then she asks me to just say something off the top of my head. Omo I opened my mouth and nonsense fell out, one thrash after the other. I wasn't even making sense to myself. Lool. Even me I knew I f***ked up. The Mami just eyed me with one kind eye and said "gerrarahia mehn" I tucked my tail between my legs and just made a mad dash for my house. Very embarrassing. Lmao I don't know why this is so funny to me. I've been laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VINA Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 4 minutes ago, Farida said: Lmao I don't know why this is so funny to me. I've been laughing. Not Fair though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farida Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I transferred to a new school in my SS1. Walking home from somewhere one day laidat i ran into my new school mates. You know how people used to feel transferred students na. They started walking me home. On reaching my gate, my mom was there with koboko. The boys greeted her she didn't answer. Next thing she started to para. ' pls pls you boys should allow my daughter to school o. When she's done you can come back with your parents and ask for her hand. Right now she doesn't even know the location of her breasts. Chai na dat last 1 pain me pass. This boys went to school and spread the gospel. it ruined my dopeness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nmacie Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I and some students went to represent my school for a mathematics competition when I was in ss2 and despite the fact that I knew I didn't write well, I was pleasantly surprised when the results came out and our principal listed me as one of the few that passed well enough to go to the state level competition. Academic achievements was one of the things that got one a lot of admirers in the school because we had a lot of competitive students, my admirers grew and I enjoyed the attentions I got ignoring the nagging voice that kept telling me that there must be a mistake somewhere because I didn't write well enough to be selected. On the day we were to go to the state competition, the students gathered to wish us luck and safe trip. The principal brought the list to make sure we were all present and started calling out the names, each student he called entered the bus and I stood there waiting for my name to be called but I never heard it. When he got to the end of the list, I was the only person standing there, he went through the list again and said "it's appeared you weren't selected after all". Everyone was now staring at me and I could only stare at the principal thinking about how embarrassed I felt. I shamefacedly walked back to the classroom and didn't come out again until it was time to go back to the hostel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 17, 2017 Moderators Share Posted August 17, 2017 Hahahahahaha @Nmassie 29 minutes ago, Farida said: Right now she doesn't even know the location of her breasts. Chai na dat last 1 pain me pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
contessa Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 9 hours ago, Nmassie said: I and some students went to represent my school for a mathematics competition when I was in ss2 and despite the fact that I knew I didn't write well, I was pleasantly surprised when the results came out and our principal listed me as one of the few that passed well enough to go to the state level competition. Academic achievements was one of the things that got one a lot of admirers in the school because we had a lot of competitive students, my admirers grew and I enjoyed the attentions I got ignoring the nagging voice that kept telling me that there must be a mistake somewhere because I didn't write well enough to be selected. On the day we were to go to the state competition, the students gathered to wish us luck and safe trip. The principal brought the list to make sure we were all present and started calling out the names, each student he called entered the bus and I stood there waiting for my name to be called but I never heard it. When he got to the end of the list, I was the only person standing there, he went through the list again and said "it's appeared you weren't selected after all". Everyone was now staring at me and I could only stare at the principal thinking about how embarrassed I felt. I shamefacedly walked back to the classroom and didn't come out again until it was time to go back to the hostel. Hey God! I think this is the worst so far... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny1403 Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 10 hours ago, Farida said: I transferred to a new school in my SS1. Walking home from somewhere one day laidat i ran into my new school mates. You know how people used to feel transferred students na. They started walking me home. On reaching my gate, my mom was there with koboko. The boys greeted her she didn't answer. Next thing she started to para. ' pls pls you boys should allow my daughter to school o. When she's done you can come back with your parents and ask for her hand. Right now she doesn't even know the location of her breasts. Chai na dat last 1 pain me pass. This boys went to school and spread the gospel. it ruined my dopeness Oh my Gawd. ....your mom is......SAVAGE 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny1403 Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 10 hours ago, Nmassie said: I and some students went to represent my school for a mathematics competition when I was in ss2 and despite the fact that I knew I didn't write well, I was pleasantly surprised when the results came out and our principal listed me as one of the few that passed well enough to go to the state level competition. Academic achievements was one of the things that got one a lot of admirers in the school because we had a lot of competitive students, my admirers grew and I enjoyed the attentions I got ignoring the nagging voice that kept telling me that there must be a mistake somewhere because I didn't write well enough to be selected. On the day we were to go to the state competition, the students gathered to wish us luck and safe trip. The principal brought the list to make sure we were all present and started calling out the names, each student he called entered the bus and I stood there waiting for my name to be called but I never heard it. When he got to the end of the list, I was the only person standing there, he went through the list again and said "it's appeared you weren't selected after all". Everyone was now staring at me and I could only stare at the principal thinking about how embarrassed I felt. I shamefacedly walked back to the classroom and didn't come out again until it was time to go back to the hostel. Damnnnn. ....Damnnnn..Damnnnn again I don't even know Wat to say Pele hunn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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