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So all the drunks on NL, come and mark register, lets take a selfie!!! Say cheese.

i know a lot of you and i will start mentioning names if y'all don't respect yourself and come out here.

abeg, if you take ref,tm, coco, crack,coke, etc you are not welcome here. (Goan argue with your transformer)

ayam talking about the ogogoro and kain kain murderers.

so questions.

1) rep your beer, gin or vodka brand.

2) whats the highest numbers of drink you ever took?

3) most embarrassing drunk story? Tell us.

4) what kind of a drunk are you?

5)when did you start drinking?

6) ever drink and drive?

7) ever got high and talked rudely to family when you got home?

8) ever drink and f***k and then regret it?

9) whats the one combination or drink that is guaranteed to get you messed up?

I repeat eyin awon science students, you are not allowed here except you smoke LOUD.

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1) I basically do not have a brand. The only alcohol i do not fancy is stout, that shiit be bitter..#squeezing face. 

2) i had 7 bottles of big orijin. You dont wanna know the story of what happened.

3) i threw up on the crush of my life. Gawd!!! I hate alcohol.

4) i am a dancing drunk.

5) ss2 i think. Those plenty parties inside the school with lots of palm wine and don simon. Lool. Good days.

6) nah.

7) them no kuku born me well, mumsy for off me with slap.. I get home and sleep jeje.

8)lots of times. I hate alcohol.

9) sk soaked in palmwine. Black bullet.

 

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1 hour ago, vina said:

1) I love beer, Chilled beer. No particular brand 

2) I can't say for sure. 5-7

3) I really don't know how to dance but when I'm drunk i throw some very embarrassing moves. Sometimes i kiss strangers

4) Laughing drunk, everything seems funny to me. 

5) hmmm when i was 6 or 7. My dad would buy a carton of Heineken and share among us. For a long time i thought it was juice 

6) No,  i never begin drive

7) No. 

8) lol No. 

9) vodka, it messes with my head and bowels

 

 

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*pours holy water on the thread and walks away* awa born again gehs, we only drink water. 

PS - Nobody should call my name please.

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51 minutes ago, Teewhy said:

*pours holy water on the thread and walks away* awa born again gehs, we only drink water. 

PS - Nobody should call my name please.

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I dey one place now (lemme not mention names) and she ordered two bottles straight. For a start.

NL gehs i hail.

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1 hour ago, Teewhy said:

*pours holy water on the thread and walks away* awa born again gehs, we only drink water. 

PS - Nobody should call my name please.

You are not alone.. Holy water is bae.. The Ash can confirm that..

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1) I like origin. Is origin even beer sef?

2) 2 bottles of origin. I like to have my wits around me.

3) its not really a story. I sha got high when I was in uni, told myself now that you have liquid courage, go and tell ****** that you want to eat her cookie. I never made it past my room. My mind was screaming something else but my body had other plans. I slept.

4) sleepy drunk

5) first drink was when I was in junior sec. Fresh palmwine and Guinness, it was delicious. But it knocked me out. Didn't drink again till first year in university.

6) nope

7) Lmao when its not as if I'm mad

8) no 😒😒😒 I should be though

9) haven't found it

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@Hawken Is a soft stud gan.

wife material. Most studs i know drink like brewery and smoke like chimneys!! So excuse me when i say i will not marry a stud.

#studs biko dont come for me, i am still having hang over. 

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On 4/3/2018 at 8:54 AM, vina said:

So all the drunks on NL, come and mark register, lets take a selfie!!! Say cheese.

i know a lot of you and i will start mentioning names if y'all don't respect yourself and come out here.

abeg, if you take ref,tm, coco, crack,coke, etc you are not welcome here. (Goan argue with your transformer)

ayam talking about the ogogoro and kain kain murderers.

so questions.

1) rep your beer, gin or vodka brand.

2) whats the highest numbers of drink you ever took?

3) most embarrassing drunk story? Tell us.

4) what kind of a drunk are you?

5)when did you start drinking?

6) ever drink and drive?

7) ever got high and talked rudely to family when you got home?

8) ever drink and f***k and then regret it?

9) whats the one combination or drink that is guaranteed to get you messed up?

I repeat eyin awon science students, you are not allowed here except you smoke LOUD.

1. No specifics, anything with liquor gets me high

2. Finished one and a half bottles of Castillo at a stretch

3. Best friend in school (male) went out with then bae and me. (He didn't know I was into girls, always felt bae and I were good friends) It was my birthday, after the hangout, it was too late for him to go back to his lodge, so he stayed at mine. Drinks continued in my room till I was literally walking on air.. Bae drinks and f***ks so she came on to me mindless of dude.. we Sha did terrible things in front of dude who slept on the floor. Next day I couldn't look at him.

4. Drink and sleep it off

5. Third year in school

6. Never

7. Lol.. I crase?

8. Refer to number 3

9. Any of the spirit family

 

 

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1 hour ago, Hipstar said:

 

3. Best friend in school (male) went out with then bae and me. (He didn't know I was into girls, always felt bae and I were good friends) It was my birthday, after the hangout, it was too late for him to go back to his lodge, so he stayed at mine. Drinks continued in my room till I was literally walking on air.. Bae drinks and f***ks so she came on to me mindless of dude.. we Sha did terrible things in front of dude who slept on the floor. Next day I couldn't look at him.

 

 

So you even get bae!!!( i chose not to see the then before the bae)

my heart is in pieces right now. How could you??

#grabs pack of tissue

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7 hours ago, vina said:

@Hawken Is a soft stud gan.

wife material. Most studs i know drink like brewery and smoke like chimneys!! So excuse me when i say i will not marry a stud.

#studs biko dont come for me, i am still having hang over. 

Lol, i am a softie oh.. All these hard guy hard guy i'm doing online is just gra gra ...

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3 minutes ago, Hawken said:

Lol, i am a softie oh.. All these hard guy hard guy i'm doing online is just gra gra ...

Lol we wey know. We know this already na

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20 hours ago, vina said:

I dey one place now (lemme not mention names) and she ordered two bottles straight. For a start.

NL gehs i hail.

Oya, drink this holy water very quickly and spill the name out.

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19 hours ago, DipBluSae said:

You are not alone.. Holy water is bae.. The Ash can confirm that..

Awa choir mistress is here too? 

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19 hours ago, DipBluSae said:

You are not alone.. Holy water is bae.. The Ash can confirm that..

Awa choir mistress is here too? 

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19 minutes ago, Hawken said:

Lol, i am a softie oh.. All these hard guy hard guy i'm doing online is just gra gra ...

I be won start to flirt beht as i think am, e no go well. Make them no go break my head.

lol. Nice one sha, dont change.

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7 minutes ago, Teewhy said:

Oya, drink this holy water very quickly and spill the name out.

This una holy water fit just be toto water oooo. #ayama..

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13 minutes ago, vina said:

This una holy water fit just be toto water oooo. #ayama..

Haha, you wee not understand o bet my sisters in the lawd does. 

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3 hours ago, vina said:

So you even get bae!!!( i chose not to see the then before the bae)

my heart is in pieces right now. How could you??

#grabs pack of tissue

Lol, as you ditch me Na, what to do?

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1 hour ago, Gimbiyya said:

Lol we wey know. We know this already na

😥😥😥

 

1 hour ago, vina said:

I be won start to flirt beht as i think am, e no go well. Make them no go break my head.

lol. Nice one sha, dont change.

Flirt away 😀 my madam is not on NL, you are safe.

 

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1 minute ago, Hawken said:

😥😥😥

 

Flirt away 😀 my madam is not on NL, you are safe.

 

I like this kind go ahead.

i am coming with my big flirting guns.

prepare to be vinarised..

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