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Conversation between a friend and somebori. πŸ˜‚

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Sombori: Are you gay?

Friend: Which of them? 😏

Sombori: How many types do you know? πŸ€”

Friend: Many.

Sombori: I only know about one.

Friend: Really! Where did you school?

Sombori: How does this concern the question I asked?

Friend: I wanted to know the stupid school you went to that only helped you understand that gay means only one thing.

Sombori: The gay I mean is "homo." Are you a "homo?" 😐

Friend: Which of the homo are you referring to? πŸ˜‚

Sombori: πŸ˜• Homo has types again?

Friend: Yes! You didn't know? So you don't even know that you belong to the "Homo" family?

Sombori: God forbid! I can never be a homo. 😐

Friend: Devil forbid good thing! Unfortunately, we all are. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Sombori: It's you that is homo. God punish you there. 😀

Friend: But you are homo too na. Why are you angry? You should be gay that you are homo. Your type should have ended up a sheep πŸ‘. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Or maybe sheep are even more enlightened than you are.

Sombori: See the nonsense you are even saying. I should be gay that I am homo. Does it even make sense? Is gay and homo not the same thing.

Friend: they are and at the same time, they are not. It depends on which you are using and why. You could be gay and not be homo. But everyone, whether they are gay or not, is homo. Although it's not every homo that is gay. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Do you understand me? Like, do you understand what I just said? πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Sombori: You are just mad. You don't have sense. Stupid homo like you.

Friend: But you are homo now. I get it. Your own homo has sense, while my own doesn't have sense. I understand. But the fact is that you are homo too. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Sombori: as****h**le!

Friend: Ohhhhhhh! You like assholes? Noooo wonder! I should have known. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Sombori: Thunder fire you there.

Friend: Idiot! Thunder doesn't fire people. It's lightening. And it's strikes. It doesn't fire. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Sombori: I'm blocking you ass now!

Friend: 😱😱😱 I cover my ass with the blood. You want to block my ass? I knew you were homo, only that you're not gay about it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Sombori: (Blocks friend .)

Me: πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ€£

Lemme kuku go and take a walk before boredom kills me.Β 

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😁 😁 Reminds me of the time I wished someone a happy birthday and at the tail end of the message I wrote ' may you be gay all the days of your life. And she replied saying 'God forbid, I reject lesbianism '

Hian!Β 

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3 minutes ago, Ivyy said:

😁 😁 Reminds me of the time I wished someone a happy birthday and at the tail end of the message I wrote ' may you be gay all the days of your life. And she replied saying 'God forbid, I reject lesbianism '

Hian!Β 

Oh my πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

What was your response?Β 

Such ignorance.Β 

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1 hour ago, Excellent said:

Oh my πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

What was your response?Β 

Such ignorance.Β 

I had to painstakingly give her the definition of the word 'Gay' .

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5 minutes ago, Ivyy said:

I had to painstakingly give her the definition of the word 'Gay' .

πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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Ha ha haΒ  how could he (abi na she) not see you were intentionally using those ambiguous words to play with his intelligence.

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8 minutes ago, Gimbiyya said:

Ha ha haΒ  how could he (abi na she) not see you were intentionally using those ambiguous words to play with his intelligence.

Whenever they hear homosexuality, their brain automatically disappears.Β 

I will keep praying for them.Β 

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4 hours ago, Teewhy said:

Lmao. The thunder and fire got me laffing. Homo and gay, see confusion!!Β 

4 hours ago, Teewhy said:

Lmao. The thunder and fire got me laffing. Homo and gay, see confusion!!

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