VINA Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Whether a best-selling author, a blog writer or even just a newspaper journalist, dating a writer can be frustrating. From their messy moods to weird sense of style, writers can be a handful. Here are the top 5 things to expect after saying yes to a writer: 1. Get ready for the arguments; There is nothing a writer enjoys more than picking your brains out. Finding a way to disagree is a hobby for them. But don't always misunderstand this -- it is not really you but them. As chronic consumers of information, the writer is only trying to be absolutely sure there is nothing else left in you they could feed on. 2. Get ready to sleep alone; That same time you wrap yourself in the warmth of the sheets to pass into the obliviousness of sleep is the same time a writer's inner demons awaken. From werewolves, zombies to vampires, writers harbor them all. And once a writer's beast awakens, he/she must feed it! 3. Get ready for the pessimism; Even when all roads appear to lead to an easy success, the ever judicious writer is able to pin down that one very tiny loophole that ordinary eyes are not able to see! 4. Get used to the constants 'nos': Nobody says no as easily as a writer. They are not afraid of you or society, so saying yes just to please you is never an option. 5. Get ready to inspire a story; Of course you can't tell a writer what to do. You can't tell them not to put you in their next story or essay. But don't worry as this is more of an honor than anything else. In a world filled with normal people, being chosen as a source of inspiration by a writer is a thing of pride. *** Beside all of these, nonetheless, writers could be one of the best set of people to date. They are honest, faithful, and are rarely dumb! And they are loaded with lots of exciting things to keep you eccentrically entertained every moment of your life. Source;http://nigerianshood.blogspot.com/2018/06/5-major-things-to-know-before-dating.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VINA Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 In case you have a crush on me, this article has me pegged. Still wanna?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted June 26, 2018 Moderators Share Posted June 26, 2018 Lool... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipbluesae Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, vina said: In case you have a crush on me, this article has me pegged. Still wanna?? I was thinking we could actually have something someday🤔.. but after reading this your writeup, am kinda changing my mind. Enjoy your loneliness ma'am lol😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VINA Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 27 minutes ago, DipBluSae said: I was thinking we could actually have something someday🤔.. but after reading this your writeup, am kinda changing my mind. Enjoy your loneliness ma'am lol😉 I won't be lonely, I would have my 7 cats and 3 dogs, assuming they get along, maybe a parrot, two Guinea pigs, f***k it I would have a zoo and yes yes, my notepad and laptop. Lonely?? Define lonely. Lool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipbluesae Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 14 hours ago, vina said: I won't be lonely, I would have my 7 cats and 3 dogs, assuming they get along, maybe a parrot, two Guinea pigs, f***k it I would have a zoo and yes yes, my notepad and laptop. Lonely?? Define lonely. Lool Lol you sure won't be lonely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimy Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Staying lonely isn't actually a terrible thing. To us loners, that's the best way to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 On 6/26/2018 at 3:13 PM, vina said: I won't be lonely, I would have my 7 cats and 3 dogs, assuming they get along, maybe a parrot, two Guinea pigs, f***k it I would have a zoo and yes yes, my notepad and laptop. Lonely?? Define lonely. Lool I detest zoos. It's just another form of slavery. Birds were born to fly in the sky and live high up there on trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VINA Posted July 3, 2018 Author Share Posted July 3, 2018 9 hours ago, dequeen said: I detest zoos. It's just another form of slavery. Birds were born to fly in the sky and live high up there on trees. Lool. Hope you don't eat meat, or wear leather? Or eat fish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 14 hours ago, vina said: Lool. Hope you don't eat meat, or wear leather? Or eat fish? 😥 I tried, dear, I tried and then a trip to Calabar and Akwa-Ibom state produced a different and rather interesting angle to the story. E-nor-ma-fort.😣😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VINA Posted July 4, 2018 Author Share Posted July 4, 2018 Lmao. See yuh.. abeggiiii. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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