Moderators kimi Posted August 12, 2018 Moderators Share Posted August 12, 2018 Hello girls, Rainy Season (aka Spring 😁) classes begin soon. We are in need of instructors. Suitable candidates please apply. The archbishop will screen all applicants to ensure love making lessons are taught in the most holy way.😇 Classes begin soon... registration dates will be announced accordingly 📿 Stay blessed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 12, 2018 Author Moderators Share Posted August 12, 2018 Quick question girls, Which is your preference? A. Love making B. Sex C. Kerewa D. Jungle Sex 😁😇 Ps - instructors are required to be adept at all styles 🤐 ☻ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluelion Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 12 minutes ago, kimi said: Hello girls, Rainy Season (aka Spring 😁) classes begin soon. We are in need of instructors. Suitable candidates please apply. The archbishop will screen all applicants to ensure love making lessons are taught in the most holy way.😇 Classes begin soon... registration dates will be announced accordingly 📿 Stay blessed Will there be practical lessons? I want to volunteer as a lab rat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluelion Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 11 minutes ago, kimi said: Quick question girls, Which is your preference? A. Love making B. Sex C. Kerewa D. Jungle Sex 😁😇 Ps - instructors are required to be adept at all styles 🤐 ☻ Archbishop, please explain what each means o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 12, 2018 Author Moderators Share Posted August 12, 2018 12 minutes ago, bluelion said: Will there be practical lessons? I want to volunteer as a lab rat. Hahahahahahaha. We will need to consult the elders on this one o.. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 12, 2018 Author Moderators Share Posted August 12, 2018 11 minutes ago, bluelion said: Archbishop, please explain what each means o Hahahahaha. I don't know. I heard it on telly from the children of the world but... Holy explanation coming up! 😇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimy Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Lol sabi people talk say - we learn faster by demonstration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 12, 2018 Author Moderators Share Posted August 12, 2018 A. Love making: this may also be referred to as the act of knowing a woman. It is done in slow progression with rhythm and at a pace informed by the the tenderness of the emotions at play. This sort is 100% driven by true love. There is a specific science to learning this. Those skilled are adored by angels B. Sex: this is for those who would rather some quick gratification. It may also refer to the act deployed to ease off stress, to reward a partner for being a good girl, to satisfy a partner who is either sex starved or a nympho. It is often mechanical and used as a means to an end. This is easy to learn. A crash course will do C. Kerewa: this right here is for people who live in the village. Datsall. D. Jungle Sex: odiegwu! This refers to rough sex. Sex that involves partners throwing themselves/bum bums violently on the bed or floor. Lots of biting and rugged penetration/smacking. While the thrill may be intense, please do not try this at home unless you have been adequately trained. You may end up breaking her vagina or yours in the process. The End Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiee Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Lmaooo C and D has me in stitches 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Archbishop indeed! 😁🤣 What if an applicant wants to use the Arch to teach love making in a holy way? I mean,what could be more holier than that? What say you Arch? Wouldest thou volunteer? I am not asking for me oh, i am asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 12, 2018 Author Moderators Share Posted August 12, 2018 Just now, Ivyy said: Archbishop indeed! 😁🤣 What if an applicant wants to use the Arch to teach love making in a holy way? I mean,what could be more holier than that? What say you Arch? Wouldest thou volunteer? I am not asking for me oh, i am asking for a friend. Hahahahahaha. You are due for cleansing dear child 😐. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 40 minutes ago, kimi said: Hahahahahaha. You are due for cleansing dear child 😐. Lmao! Come and cleanse me Arch.. But, i am afraid you'd have to come into my holy chambers for that or vice versa😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 12, 2018 Author Moderators Share Posted August 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, Ivyy said: Lmao! Come and cleanse me Arch.. But, i am afraid you'd have to come into my holy chambers for that or vice versa😉 Hahahaha. We shall do it openly pliss -with canoe soap and water I am left with no other choice but to nominate you as the Tutor for Jungle Sex. Don't pretend to be clueless o... we all know what you got up to some days ago... *wink wink* My eyes are everywhere so I saw it all 😐 hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Lmao! If you must Nominate me for any, pls nominate me as the tutor for lovemaking Mbok. Jungle sex is like fighting..i am a lover and not a Fighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluelion Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 3 hours ago, kimi said: Hahahahahahaha. We will need to consult the elders on this one o.. lol Okay. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluelion Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 3 hours ago, kimi said: A. Love making: this may also be referred to as the act of knowing a woman. It is done in slow progression with rhythm and at a pace informed by the the tenderness of the emotions at play. This sort is 100% driven by true love. There is a specific science to learning this. Those skilled are adored by angels B. Sex: this is for those who would rather some quick gratification. It may also refer to the act deployed to ease off stress, to reward a partner for being a good girl, to satisfy a partner who is either sex starved or a nympho. It is often mechanical and used as a means to an end. This is easy to learn. A crash course will do C. Kerewa: this right here is for people who live in the village. Datsall. D. Jungle Sex: odiegwu! This refers to rough sex. Sex that involves partners throwing themselves/bum bums violently on the bed or floor. Lots of biting and rugged penetration/smacking. While the thrill may be intense, please do not try this at home unless you have been adequately trained. You may end up breaking her vagina or yours in the process. The End Hahahaha, wonderful explanation. I now understand.. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 12, 2018 Author Moderators Share Posted August 12, 2018 20 minutes ago, Ivyy said: Lmao! If you must Nominate me for any, pls nominate me as the tutor for lovemaking Mbok. Jungle sex is like fighting..i am a lover and not a Fighter. Alright... Kerewa or nothing 😐🤡😁 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 12, 2018 Author Moderators Share Posted August 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, bluelion said: Hahahaha, wonderful explanation. I now understand.. lol Hahaha. Good girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Lol @ kerewa.. I dont mind as long as its under the udala tree..😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 On 8/12/2018 at 8:01 AM, kimi said: Hello girls, Rainy Season (aka Spring 😁) classes begin soon. We are in need of instructors. Suitable candidates please apply. The archbishop will screen all applicants to ensure love making lessons are taught in the most holy way.😇 Classes begin soon... registration dates will be announced accordingly 📿 Stay blessed When will this course resume instructor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted January 27, 2019 Author Moderators Share Posted January 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, Michelle said: When will this course resume instructor? Looool. Still looking for instructors for: love making, sex and jungle sex You could teach Jungle sex? ☻ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 1 minute ago, kimi said: Looool. Still looking for instructors for: love making, sex and jungle sex You could teach Jungle sex? ☻ I know nothing about that...I'm an angel 😇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted January 27, 2019 Author Moderators Share Posted January 27, 2019 34 minutes ago, Michelle said: I know nothing about that...I'm an angel 😇 Looool... 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 56 minutes ago, Michelle said: I know nothing about that...I'm an angel 😇 We all are..😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Txunamy said: We all are..😀 Yep 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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