dequeen Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 I heard this joke about a woman who dies and goes to heaven, at the gate to the entrance, she meets Apostle Peter and she's like "OMG! Did I make it to heaven!?" And he replies, "Not yet. To get into heaven, you have to spell a word." Which word? She asks, "Any word", Apostle Peter replies. " G-O-D" she spells, "Welcome to heaven! Please I need to go wee , do you mind taking my place for a while? Just do as I did with you to anyone coming." responds Peter as he zooms off. The lady took Peter's place and the next person she saw advancing towards her was her ex. She was shocked. "Did I make it to heaven!?" He beamed, "Not yet! You must spell a word correctly to get in." Which word? He asks , "Otorhinolaryngologist" She replies. If you were the woman, what word would you have your Ex spell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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