Administrators FlyJ Posted October 23, 2014 Author Administrators Share Posted October 23, 2014 Haha I will report them both to the police. Lol. You are under tension to get married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Get married and divorce after a short while. At least I got married... you hit on a girl in a club and she slaps you and starts shouting to draw attention... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abystacy Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 *Rule 1* I don't hit on girls in a club! So there's absolutely no room for her to slap me. What will you do when a random guy in a public transport starts hitting on you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I'll make the conversation as boring and monotonous as possible.... that always puts people off. you call a chick and gush out your heart and feelings to her without any space cos you are nervous and all and when you're through, a guy speaks through the phone and says , "she's not here" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted October 23, 2014 Author Administrators Share Posted October 23, 2014 I will tell d conductor. ..lol You find out Senator Ita Giwa wants you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Lol @tell the conductor...... Senator giwa? ewwww....... you call a chick and gush out your heart and feelings to her without any space cos you are nervous and all and when you're through, a guy speaks through the phone and says , "she's not here" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abystacy Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I wouldn't be caught doing that anyways..I always wait to hear the voice from the other side... what will you do if your car bumped into another car but noone saw you do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted October 23, 2014 Author Administrators Share Posted October 23, 2014 I will reverse and take off. Lol...done that before. What will you do if you find out Patience is shagging ur gf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abystacy Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 both are obviously cut from the same sack. good riddance I'd say. what will you do if you mistakenly forgot your car key in the ignition and you ere kinda stranded someplace late @ night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Ah. Na to break the glass o. you saw someone choking in a restaurant and no one seems to have noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted October 24, 2014 Author Administrators Share Posted October 24, 2014 I will go help the person. You find yourself all alone in the forest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abystacy Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 I could literally die...lol how would you react if you day didn't go as planned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Lol... that's a normal thing... go with the day as it occurs and push the planned things to the next day.... You're rushing to bath in the morning and your bathing soap falls into the toilet. you have no extra, no shops are opened yet and you've got to go out that early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted October 24, 2014 Author Administrators Share Posted October 24, 2014 My toilet is super clean so will pick it up n rinse it. You find yourself looking in alien land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xenastar Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Wow...I would step in and mingle with the supas! What would you do if you're frying egg and it gets burnt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 name it "deep brown omelettes". a new recipe is born.... Lol You discover your girlfriend is a stripper and a hooker a times.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xenastar Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Jeez...ewww. It is just gross and not tolerable. I would call us off You discover you can't dance 'shoki', but your mother can? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 I will give her a speech on our generational gap and differences... Your brother or uncle walked in on you French kissing your girlfrnd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted October 28, 2014 Author Administrators Share Posted October 28, 2014 I go begin dey speak in tongues o. You walk into your landlord screwing the chic you have a crush on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Official end of that crush.. your gf starts demanding only sex sex sex... n stops doing a lot of the things she used to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumeric Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 I will get her a sex toy- mo le wa ku. Lol U find out ur mother-in-law is bi and is hitting on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althena Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I will invite her to church to pray You walk into your boss masturbating in the office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumeric Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I'll close the door quietly while exiting d room Your gal pal and her gf are grinding in d room and u are super horny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savvy Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I'd simply walk away bt after I must have fed my eyes a lil You found out your boss uv been crushing on likes you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted August 28, 2015 Author Administrators Share Posted August 28, 2015 Yuck... i wouldn't even give it another thought. You find out your girlfriend is pregnant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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