lala1990 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Out of the blues, as in we are still together. I will be extremely mad but I'd just let her go for peace to reign. Cus if I do the first thing that came to my mind she will find a way to kill me. What is your find out you will have to work from the 24th of Dec all the way to the 2nd of Jan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I'll feel fantastic! I'm really not in the celebrating mood this season. You find a dead earthworm in your pot of soup, meaning you must have cooked it to death in the soup. What would you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted December 16, 2015 Author Administrators Share Posted December 16, 2015 The pot of soup is going into the garbage. You find 60 million dollars in your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abystacy Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I automatically disappear with it mbok! You find out that you been scammed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala1990 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Sit back and think of where I made a mistake and make sure it won't happen again. #TrueStory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala1990 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 What would you do if someone close to you said a very big lie right in your presence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 That depends on alot. Like are they lying to me? Or are they lying to someone else in my presence? To me, I would say point blank,"thats not true". To someone else, I will look hard at the persons facial expressions to see if the person is buying it. Lol. In the evening of christmas eve, you discover your goat or chicken or turkey has ran away. What would you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala1990 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Lol. I'd laugh and laugh. What will be your reaction if you find out a close person to you has a fatal illness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I did look for an escape route. You find your girlfriend sleeping with a guy. I'd be glad l walked in on them. I'd like to see the horror on her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted December 20, 2015 Author Administrators Share Posted December 20, 2015 Lol. I'd laugh and laugh. What will be your reaction if you find out a close person to you has a fatal illness? I will try my best to see if there is anyway the person's life can be preserved at least. You find $40 million in your suitcase? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Leaving Nigeria ASAP for a very long time, and hopefully with my girlfriend. You mistakenly moan out the wrong name during sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala1990 Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Would deny it. Someone might have to bring recorded evidence up. #ItWasntMe Find out you homophobic friend is actually gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Hahaha! The irony of life. I'll just laugh and laugh. We were raised judging, some people have a harder time letting that go than others. So you discover this chic you've been tripping for is dumb but not deaf. What would you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala1990 Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 I'm one of those people that refuse to read body language when I'm in a relationship. I like verbal consent because body language can mean plenty things. So with someone that can't talk, I'm not sure I can do it. Has noting much to do with the disability in itself. How would you react if when walking, your shoe heel breaks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Royalty, can the chic at least laugh, and moan normally? Trying hard not to think of the moan of the dumb. It can temporarily shut down my sexual appetite. Lala,I'll just keep on walking with my limp. Or walk barefoot while carrying a straight face and pretending I have no idea I'm walking barefoot. How would you react if while making out with your crush, she farts? I mean, the loudest fart in the history of farting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted January 9, 2016 Author Administrators Share Posted January 9, 2016 I will giggle and just continue doing what i was doing. You wake up to find $4m in your bank account? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 LOl. Giggle, then respond with your equally loud version and be like, "Honey, that was me telling you 'I love you too'" Would talk to the bank and be sure it wasn't a mix-up or something. I take that back. I would clear the account, keep the money somewhere and spend in bits (like get myself a house and a power bike!!!). Yea. Bits like that. Then invest. Just in case the money wasn't the lil tiny bit of my Gold in Heaven I asked God for. So, you walk in on your ex (who cheated on you, by way), and she's all 50 shades of gray with someone else who isn't her current girl. How would you react? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Laff loud, close the door n tell msef I piry d current gf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Wat wud u do, if suddenly ur mom tells u she is gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 "What dah...! Mum you were gay all along and you've preaching to me on how being gay is sin?!" (Mum knows I'm queer. Just a lil note to the weirdo who thinks outing someone is a threat. Pssf -_- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 How would you react if it's announced in the media that all gays should assemble somewhere for some kind of briefing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted January 11, 2016 Author Administrators Share Posted January 11, 2016 I will book the next flight out of town. You find that Zahra Buhari is smashing your gf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Hahahahahahahah. I would fly with you. In your luggage Oh goodness. Oh goodness. Threesome! Threesome!! Threesooooooooommeeee!!!!!!!! Answer that for yourself. How would you react if you found out that Lady Zahra Buhari was smashing your gf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 I'll tell her to share the loot with me. If you suddenly saw your nude all over social media and don't know how or from whom it got there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Hmmn... I will photoshop another persons face into it, release it and claim thats the original. How would you react if you go to your house one day and it is no longer there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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