fairy Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Hmmm. That can only happen through accident, I think. I'd live with it. What will happen if armed men are banging on your front door and you are home alone? I'll get out fast through the back door before they get breaking-in ideas. What will you do if you have a dangerous stalker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 If it's a real cute stalker, I don't mind. Loool. If your pastors wife starts flirting with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 I'll pray for her You catch your mom sleeping with your female neighbor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala1990 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 I'd pretend I didn't see it. Won't even give anybody a chance to explain. No be all questions get answer. Whay would you do if your gf bedwets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 We'll get a mat and a potty. What will you do if your girlfriend sleeps with your father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala1990 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Hmmm... Temptation. I will warn her to desist, if she doesn't she will not like me again. Nuff said What if you get home and find your apartment raided and you had no idea who did it? How would you react? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted December 7, 2015 Author Administrators Share Posted December 7, 2015 First thing i would do is to think carefully of who probably would have done it. You find out that the thief that stole your money is your girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala1990 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I'd confront her and the excuse better be good. What if you get back home and you meet your house flooded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I'll assess the damage done, if no books, documents or papers are damaged, i'll get a bucket and get to work. (has happened once though, woke up in the morning,took my legs from the bed and they landed in a knee length water). Your friend makes love to her "loud moaning" girlfriend in the night while you're all in the same room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala1990 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I won't even wait for the "loud moaning" before I leave them to their business. Privacy is something I don't play with. How would you react, if you get a 10 million naira bank alert and you have no idea who it is from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 E???!!!!! Story!!!!! Unless they debit it before i get there, me and that bank alert will disappear forever. Hate anybody? Like really hate? What would you do if you were given the chance to treat their f***k up? And anonymously too. Would you leave it to Karma or..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala1990 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I'd leave it for karma. If I act on it, couple of weeks or years down the line, I'd surely regret it and moreover I try not to keep all that negative feeling close by. What if you suddenly realize your girlfriend is actually 16 and not the 19 she claimed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I don't know why I found this very hilarious. Anyways it's no biggie to me. You go for a queer party and suddenly the entire vicinity is surrounded by the police, detectives and mean looking dogs all for you ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted December 12, 2015 Author Administrators Share Posted December 12, 2015 I did look for an escape route. You find your girlfriend sleeping with a guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Quietly tiptoe out of the room, tiptoe back in and film it. Days after, i confront her, hopefully she denies, i enjoy the expression on her face when i play it for her and then i blackmail her. if she doesn't pay, i put it on the internet and tag her friends and family. After warming and eating from your pot of soup, you find a millipede inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala1990 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Hawken can you constantly remind me not to date you, like even by mistake. Lol. You go fit kill person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala1990 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Double post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala1990 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Simple. The soup will be thrown away. What if you find out you are not a biological child of your parents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Hawken can you constantly remind me not to date you, like even by mistake. Lol. You go fit kill person. LOL you can date me baby girl, i'm awesome! But don't let me catch you cheating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Simple. The soup will be thrown away. What if you find out you are not a biological child of your parents? . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 LOOL it depends on who my biological parents are and why the gave me up i guess. Anyways, i would be distraught but open to communication. What if you get caught doing expo in your finals and get rusticated, would you tell your folks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted December 13, 2015 Author Administrators Share Posted December 13, 2015 It was the devil o. You find yourself in a room with Ebele Nwagbo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abystacy Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Like seriously.... that's absolutely evil... Quietly tiptoe out of the room, tiptoe back in and film it. Days after, i confront her, hopefully she denies, i enjoy the expression on her face when i play it for her and then i blackmail her. if she doesn't pay, i put it on the internet and tag her friends and family. After warming and eating from your pot of soup, you find a millipede inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abystacy Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I don't know who she is. So i guess nothing... What will you do if you find out that your girlfriend played an away match that got her pregnant. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Hahahahahahahaha!!! I'll just laugh and laugh and laugh. Lol. Then I guess we'll really talk. Your girlfriend sends you her wedding invitation card out of the blues? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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