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1 hour ago, Michelle said:

And you were just criticizing me for buying store bought potato saladΒ πŸ™„Β 

Samosa and spring rolls is hard for me to make from scratch. I only buy pastries and beef patties which I cannot make from the store.Β  Stop eating store bought foods lady. πŸ˜πŸ™„

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1 hour ago, Damiee said:

How do you ladies eat that thing? 😫

Damiee, you are missing out.Β  Snails are Delicious. Wash it very well,Β  and prepare it in a sumptuous way, oh la la! Me oh my!Β  My oh My!Β 

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2 hours ago, Michelle said:

Omg we will not be kissing for a dayΒ after you've had them...no way.

Same way we will not be kissing after you eat pork, bacon, links and allπŸ™„πŸ˜€

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1 hour ago, kimi said:

We simply pick it up from the plate, bite off the chewy bit bite-size at a time while relishing each bite. This continues until we finish the whole thing. Yummy πŸ™„

I swerrugad! That's exactly how it Happens.. πŸ˜€ yummy.Β 

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47 minutes ago, Mimy said:

Snaaaail? Chisos! Me too follow Michelle dey scream Chisos. πŸ˜‚

Are you from one of those Parts in Nigeria where snails are forbidden to eat? 😁

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For Those who want to have a Baby, people say eating lots of snails would make you have an easy Delivery. The baby would slide out before the doctor says push. I dunno if its true, but hey, I would find out when I have my baby. 😎

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3 hours ago, Txunamy said:

Same way we will not be kissing after you eat pork, bacon, links and allπŸ™„πŸ˜€

Really 😒

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9 hours ago, Txunamy said:

Are you from one of those Parts in Nigeria where snails are forbidden to eat? 😁

Lol no we eat snails a lot. Back then, my mom always bring some when she visit home. It's just not a popular meal here.Β 

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9 hours ago, Txunamy said:

For Those who want to have a Baby, people say eating lots of snails would make you have an easy Delivery. The baby would slide out before the doctor says push. I dunno if its true, but hey, I would find out when I have my baby. 😎

So the slippery thing is stored in the womb after each consumption till when delivery is to happen πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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1 minute ago, Mimy said:

So the slippery thing is stored in the womb after each consumption till when delivery is to happen πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hahahahahahaha...

We don't consume the slime. That thing is washed off thoroughly.Β 

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11 hours ago, kimi said:

We simply pick it up from the plate, bite off the chewy bit bite-size at a time while relishing each bite. This continues until we finish the whole thing. Yummy πŸ™„

While overworking your jaws I suppose 😁

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10 hours ago, Txunamy said:

Damiee, you are missing out.Β  Snails are Delicious. Wash it very well,Β  and prepare it in a sumptuous way, oh la la! Me oh my!Β  My oh My!Β 

Lmao I’m happy to miss this oneΒ 

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38 minutes ago, kimi said:

Hahahahahahaha...

We don't consume the slime. That thing is washed off thoroughly.Β 

Don’t lie to us, no judgement 😐

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2 hours ago, Mimy said:

So the slippery thing is stored in the womb after each consumption till when delivery is to happen πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I guessπŸ’πŸ˜ΆπŸ˜‘πŸ˜€

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3 hours ago, Damiee said:

Don’t lie to us, no judgement 😐

Hahahahaha.Β 

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58 minutes ago, Txunamy said:

I guessπŸ’πŸ˜ΆπŸ˜‘πŸ˜€

Hahahahahahahaha

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3 hours ago, Damiee said:

While overworking your jaws I suppose 😁

Loool. Exercise is good. It's why my breath isΒ amazing all the time.Β 

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On 7/4/2019 at 12:55 PM, Chilee said:

I'll go for the small chops and buy orange 50naira, so I don't feel too bad for picking carbs over fruit..lol

Which one did you go for?

Lmao this is me too

On 7/4/2019 at 2:06 PM, kimi said:

Awwwwh... snails are my favourite of all animals to eat. I could finish a bucket full of them in one sitting. Hahahaha πŸ™„

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On 7/4/2019 at 2:08 PM, Txunamy said:

Snails is everything mahn! I love snails, right now I am salivating. 😫

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On 7/4/2019 at 3:10 PM, Damiee said:

How do you ladies eat that thing? 😫

I wonder. But apparently you're not a good lesbian if you don't eat snails. For a while, Nigerian lesbian twitter referred to the vag as snails. Took me a minute to get it.. i was disgusted.

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2 hours ago, Hawken said:

Tookο»Ώ ο»Ώme a minute to get it.. i was disgusted.ο»Ώ

Hahahahahaha. I am too 😐

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4 hours ago, Hawken said:

Lmao this is me too

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I wonder. But apparently you're not a good lesbian if you don't eat snails. For a while, Nigerian lesbian twitter referred to the vag as snails. Took me a minute to get it.. i was disgusted.

But it is really.. The V has been referred to as snail, and kpomo. Gladly, I like snail and I like kpomo, and I can eat the V like vegetables..Β 

Rated 18Β 

πŸ˜€πŸ™ŠπŸ™ˆ

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6 hours ago, Mimy said:

Wait, snail is lesbian meal? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Snail, vagina. Where's the connection, fam?Β 

Both are slimy I suppose. With two lips lol

5 hours ago, kimi said:

Hahahahahaha. I am too 😐

Doesn't look like it πŸ˜†

4 hours ago, Txunamy said:

But it is really.. The V has been referred to as snail, and kpomo. Gladly, I like snail and I like kpomo, and I can eat the V like vegetables..Β 

Rated 18Β 

πŸ˜€πŸ™ŠπŸ™ˆ

Lmao a whole lesbian

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7 hours ago, Txunamy said:

But it is really.. The V has been referred to as snail, and kpomo. Gladly, I like snail and I like kpomo, and I can eat the V like vegetables..Β 

Rated 18Β 

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Chai now I'll never look at snail the same again. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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7 hours ago, Txunamy said:

But it is really.. The V has been referred to as snail, and kpomo. Gladly, I like snail and I like kpomo, and I can eat the V like vegetables..Β 

Rated 18Β 

πŸ˜€πŸ™ŠπŸ™ˆ

πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™Š

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