MissBanks Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Good morning my neighbors... hmmn shey you see how “trouble” comes to look for somebody?! This sweet morning o...my dogs have been barking 😒 since morning o! Since morninggggggg 😡 I’m still trying to hold on to my dream about my Princess in shining armor (or wtv tf she’s wearing at this point in real life urgh 😫) but alas the barking doesn’t stop 😢 I had to check on what’s doing my babies...with serious vex 😤 like whoever this is is so gonna get it 😠 “Shey u Dey mad ni?” *in lasisi’s voice* I go outside and I’m waiting to give a piece of my mind to this “disturbance” and boyyyy have I gathered and practiced the things to say in my head. Hmmmn I had already started hurling insults at them since having to get out of bed hisss 😠 I see my babies and they are chill then next thing they start barking again drawing my attention to the trespasser 🤫 I’m waiting and watching patiently to see who the “itiboribo” is and....😧 “Along came Polly“!!!🥵 One Aunty is jogging 🏃♀️ upandan the front of my house... I’m in my head like “noooo...the real idiot would soon pass”😐 I’m waiting and there is nobody plus the dogs suddenly stopped... 😧 I’m still waiting o🤔 Started doing calculus on top the barkers, barkee and duration of barks per bark 👨🏼🏫 Yes I took it that P (I had to leave my Princess in dreamland my guy tf?!) 🤬 Long story short...it was Aunty 😰 AGAIN!!! She’s the reason they have been barking!!! The narrative in my head automatically starts switching....and in fact switched (this bit is long but u get my drift Yh?!) Please get it o... I need to quickly goan see suntin 🤩 or u wait till I come back ehenn Erm...😳😳😳 My people, I’m coming biko 🤪 I’m trying to find the other leg of my trainers 👟 I’m about to “may I know you” my way to fitness 🏃♀️🏋️♀️ 😌 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilee Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Hahahahahahahah... you're a clown!🤣 We're waiting for the full gist oh. Plus, you need to reward your dogs!😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Lmao what Chile said! You better reward those dogs. They basically said "stop sleeping jor, she's outside already 😒". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 13, 2020 Moderators Share Posted April 13, 2020 Loooool. You must be such a fun and lively person. 👍🏾 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 😂😂 Do not use that line though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 6 hours ago, Txunamy said: 😂😂 Do not use that line though. Oh Yeah, please don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 57 minutes ago, Modd said: Oh Yeah, please don't. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Better still, use "Please can I have a moment of your time?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 57 minutes ago, Hawken said: Better still, use "Please can I have a moment of your time?" Jesus! That's the worst. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissBanks Posted April 14, 2020 Author Share Posted April 14, 2020 Heyyyy what did I miss??!! 🙃 Phewww 😓 the amount of jogging 🏃♀️ and lunges I’ve done on top this matter ehn 😢 Hmmn...one part of me was hearing “it would end in tears” but I refused to listen My people I’m seriously distraught 😞 After all this prep I only saw Aunty once and it took what felt like a million years 😔 I dunno if she went to drink water in her house or grind beans for akara somewhere 🙄 I was just going upandan the bloody street doing lunges and some funny stretches I don’t even know - trying to kill time, using style to wait for her 🙄 Exercise somebody didn’t plan to do o hisss By the time I saw her I was already exhausted and couldn’t shake off the cramps building up in my right leg 🦵🏽 I was all beat and couldn’t care less 😔 Well....okay if I’m being really honest 😒*coughs* I’ve sha gone jogging again sha 🙈 not because of Aunty o *coughs* but erm 😒 Yh fit fam tingz 😉 I mean I haven’t tested out the “may I know u line yet” and I’m thinking maybe add a bit of puppies to the mix 🤔 #TheStruggle 😔 PS: my babies most certainly got a lot of rewards as suggested but now the way they bark for me to just come out is looking suspicious 😒 they clearly didn’t receive the “Aunty Polly” memo 📝 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilee Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 44 minutes ago, MissBanks said: Heyyyy what did I miss??!! 🙃 Phewww 😓 the amount of jogging 🏃♀️ and lunges I’ve done on top this matter ehn 😢 Hmmn...one part of me was hearing “it would end in tears” but I refused to listen My people I’m seriously distraught 😞 After all this prep I only saw Aunty once and it took what felt like a million years 😔 I dunno if she went to drink water in her house or grind beans for akara somewhere 🙄 I was just going upandan the bloody street doing lunges and some funny stretches I don’t even know - trying to kill time, using style to wait for her 🙄 Exercise somebody didn’t plan to do o hisss By the time I saw her I was already exhausted and couldn’t shake off the cramps building up in my right leg 🦵🏽 I was all beat and couldn’t care less 😔 Well....okay if I’m being really honest 😒*coughs* I’ve sha gone jogging again sha 🙈 not because of Aunty o *coughs* but erm 😒 Yh fit fam tingz 😉 I mean I haven’t tested out the “may I know u line yet” and I’m thinking maybe add a bit of puppies to the mix 🤔 #TheStruggle 😔 PS: my babies most certainly got a lot of rewards as suggested but now the way they bark for me to just come out is looking suspicious 😒 they clearly didn’t receive the “Aunty Polly” memo 📝 It will not end in tears IJN! After all your 24hours jogging?! Ha!🤭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissBanks Posted April 14, 2020 Author Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Chilee said: It will not end in tears IJN! After all your 24hours jogging?! Ha!🤭 Lemme o 😔🚶🏽♀️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilee Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, MissBanks said: Lemme o 😔🚶🏽♀️ Gentle reminder: Jogging continues tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissBanks Posted April 14, 2020 Author Share Posted April 14, 2020 15 minutes ago, Chilee said: Gentle reminder: Jogging continues tomorrow Ayam not around biko 🚶🏽♀️ They said we should #StayHome 🙃 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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