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VINA

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Kimi and Hawken were the prototype couple, the couple every other couple wanted to be like.

So tey hephzy open thread to praise una, and Kimi nearly spoil our eyes with poems. Na wa o. Aye le o. Una wicked fa

 

Thank God now we can slide into za dm

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1 minute ago, vina said:

 

So tey hephzy open thread to praise una, and Kimi nearly spoil our eyes with poems. Na wa o. Aye le o.

Hahahahahaha. I see it will be a long while before we are forgiven. Vina, bet why? People had started.to forget now you go remind them all 😢😢😢😭😢😢😢

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9 minutes ago, kimi said:

Hahahahahaha. I see it will be a long while before we are forgiven. Vina, bet why? People had started.to forget now you go remind them all 😢😢😢😭😢😢😢

Walahi I will make Sure Nobody Forgets. Hehehe

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18 minutes ago, vina said:

Kimi and Hawken were the prototype couple, the couple every other couple wanted to be like.

So tey hephzy open thread to praise una, and Kimi nearly spoil our eyes with poems. Na wa o. Aye le o. Una wicked fa

 

Thank God now we can slide into za dm

Lmao this opened thread to praise them part is killing me 😂😂😭

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Bet Kimi your future wifey will enjoy o. You can be poetic when you are in love o. Beht Hawken make us proud and make a honest woman out of her. 

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5 minutes ago, Damiee said:

Lmao this opened thread to praise them part is killing me 😂😂😭

Hahahahha. You too! As in ehn... that thread cracked me up some. 

Sowy girls.... ☻

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7 minutes ago, Damiee said:

Lmao this opened thread to praise them part is killinging me 😂😂😭

You did Not See the thread Ni. Wait lemme go And Resurrect The thread. IkA 

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2 minutes ago, vina said:

You did Not See the thread Ni. Wait lemme go And Resurrect The thread. IkA 

Hahahaha. Vina bet why :597bbc0c23671_EverythingGodeyAlright:

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52 minutes ago, vina said:

Teewhy and bae are still loving up

Yawns!!!!!!!!!!! Bae will not even allow somebody to rest. The hangover na die. That Ivyy's twerking skill hung me over mehnnn!!  Bet it's all good. Parry is over. 

 

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Kimi and Hawken, that atomic bomb you guys threw on us last night was part of what got me hungover so tey I con begin dey talk to myself ooo. End of the year bomb, Issorait. 

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1 minute ago, Damiee said:

Not at all, just curious about this relationship goals thread lol 

Hahahaha. No no curiousity k... we need people to forget the past as quickly as possible k.... lol

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1 minute ago, Teewhy said:

Kimi and Hawken, that atomic bomb you guys threw on us last night was part of what got me hungover so tey I con begin dey talk to myself ooo. End of the year bomb, Issorait. 

Sowy... 😢😢😢

Wait o..! Why am I the only one apologizing? Where is.my ex boo:597f82853fcf9_tw_flushed1::597f824b9bcf2_tw_blush1:

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1 minute ago, kimi said:

Hahahahha. You too! As in ehn... that thread cracked me up some. 

Sowy girls.... ☻

Aww man! 

This is the 2nd disappointment I've had in a day. 

So I went to one restaurant like that in Lekki to eat today, seeing as I chose not to cook cos I can't eat anything I cook anyways.while I was eating, This gorgeous lady walked in..i was excited to see her..Rewind to two weeks ago, I was at one popular fast food in VI and the same lady walked in with another lady. I noticed her immediately cos she was my type even though I don't really have a type.. Lol. She had a very nice pixie haircut, and I am a sucker for ladies with that haircut.she ordered for ice cream and sat on the seat opposite mine with her friend.. 

Maybe it was all in my head, but I felt she was teasing me with the way she scooped her ice cream and licks the spoon. I felt the urge to kiss her and taste that vanilla off her lips. When I couldn't stand the temptation any longer, I stood up and left. 

Fast forward to this afternoon at the restaurant, she walked in. I was so excited,i said to myself 'this is fate' I felt it was the universe way of telling me she is the bone of my bones. 

So I made a resolve to go after her, and ask for her number. She ordered her meal and sat down to eat. I had to gobble up my food so I'd be ready to take off after her. (I'm usually a slow eater) so I waited patiently all the while watching her like a hawk. Immediately she stood up and made for the door, I did too.. 

I caught up with her outside. I said 'hi' she turned around to meet my gaze with a huge smile on her face. I was like 'I met you weeks ago at so so place, bla bla bla, you know, all that jazz.. I was still rattling on, when my gaze fell on her tummy.. She is Pregnant. 

I have never felt this disappointed in my life before. So I just asked for her name, she told me, then she asked for mine, and where I lived, now she was the one rambling. I answered her questions with pain in my heart, we said our goodbyes and left. 

How am I even sure she isn't straight sef? Mtsheeeeew! That's me consoling myself. 

 

Weldon kimi and Hakeem, weldon. 

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15 minutes ago, Teewhy said:

Yawns!!!!!!!!!!! Bae will not even allow somebody to rest. The hangover na die. That Ivyy's twerking skill hung me over mehnnn!!  Bet it's all good. Parry is over. 

 

Hahaha teewhy.. I would have loved to slow grind on you though, but the party was over before it begun. :597f839311844_tw_grin1:

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5 minutes ago, Ivyy said:

have never felt this disappointed in my life before. So I just asked for her name, she told me, then she asked for mine, and where I lived, now she was the one rambling. I answered her questions with pain in my heart, we said our goodbyes and left. 

Awwwwh.... what a shocker. 

Moral of the story: look before you leap. You sure she wasn't just overfed? :597f824b9bcf2_tw_blush1::597f83a445cb9_tw_joy1:

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4 minutes ago, kimi said:

Awwwwh.... what a shocker. 

Moral of the story: look before you leap. You sure she wasn't just overfed? :597f824b9bcf2_tw_blush1:

Lwkmd@overfed

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