Guest GuestBishp Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 So as the title implies, this is an anonymous confessions thread. Make your confessions, no judgements here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Megamind Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Hahahahaha! I like this. Okay ladies... Confession time! I played this back when I was on a certain group. Here is how it is played/done: You tell us all the nasties you've been up to since your last confession. Lol. Then you get blessed and asked to go and sin no more! Hahaha. Love! 😁 We will get the Archbishop to do the blessings... So... let the confessions begin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dire Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 I f***ked a girl with big boobs an arse. My best f***k ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Archbishop Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 22 minutes ago, Guest Dire said: I f***ked a girl with big boobs an arse. My best f***k ever. Hahahaha. Interesting... the chapel is not happy that you thoroughly enjoyed your sinful ways Go and sin no more dear child. 📿 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weak Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 I love someone who doesn't want me.. When I think about it, it's no one's fault really cos you don't force people to love you and you don't choose who you love huh. I really want to feel loved now but my heart is literally closed toward this person. I feel like I am stuck in one place and I do miss her every other night, but I am not a desperate person at least I can control myself that much, and to think that she has someone, I think I have done enough already to appear too much of a fool. De tin don tire me jaree.. Just wanted to let this out without feeling stupid. Weak me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marc Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 What kind of confessions are we supposed to make?? 😀😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JaneRisky Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Hmm. Mother forgive me for I have sinned. *Does sign of the cross. Mother I did nasty shits. Within 24 hours, mother I f***ked 3 girls. I licked And sucked and ate. Now I have sore throat and a itchy veejayjay but the grievous thing is I am not sorry. But still pray for my soul as I will do this again. When next I come for confession, mother I hope the number of girls this time doth increase. *Kisses rosary and breaks into tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Archbishop Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 58 minutes ago, Guest JaneRisky said: Hmm. Mother forgive me for I have sinned. *Does sign of the cross. Mother I did nasty shits. Within 24 hours, mother I f***ked 3 girls. I licked And sucked and ate. Now I have sore throat and a itchy veejayjay but the grievous thing is I am not sorry. But still pray for my soul as I will do this again. When next I come for confession, mother I hope the number of girls this time doth increase. *Kisses rosary and breaks into tears. Hahaahaha! Smh smh... shame on you child. You have done the most unspeakable of things. After cleansing and baptism by immersion, you must apply to the chapel to be a tutor in our adult sex classes for the *married* amongst us. 📿 Go and sin no more or risk being sent to the monastery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marc Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Guest JaneRisky said: Hmm. Mother forgive me for I have sinned. *Does sign of the cross. Mother I did nasty shits. Within 24 hours, mother I f***ked 3 girls. I licked And sucked and ate. Now I have sore throat and a itchy veejayjay but the grievous thing is I am not sorry. But still pray for my soul as I will do this again. When next I come for confession, mother I hope the number of girls this time doth increase. *Kisses rosary and breaks into tears. Kai! You're a sick fellow 😂😂😂😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marc Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 I partook in the murder of a chicken last year and for this I am deeply sorry. 😔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JaneRisky Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 55 minutes ago, Guest Archbishop said: Hahaahaha! Smh smh... shame on you child. You have done the most unspeakable of things. After cleansing and baptism by immersion, you must apply to the chapel to be a tutor in our adult sex classes for the *married* amongst us. 📿 Go and sin no more or risk being sent to the monastery Are there big booty nuns in this monastery by chance mother? #just asking o, is not as if is anything.. #still crying but relieved that I will teach married women practicals on sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Archbishop Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Guest Marc said: I partook in the murder of a chicken last year and for this I am deeply sorry. 😔 Hahahahaha. My dear child, you are the purest of all sinners Bless you my dearest child. Eat and be merry. And remember that the chicken was made for the woman and not the woman for the chicken 📿 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Archbishop Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 32 minutes ago, Guest JaneRisky said: Are there big booty nuns in this monastery by chance mother? #just asking o, is not as if is anything.. #still crying but relieved that I will teach married women practicals on sex. Hahahahaha. There shall be no practicals Demonstrations will be done using frozen chickens and your fingers. Holy water fall on you 📿 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Courage Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 4 hours ago, Guest Weak said: I love someone who doesn't want me.. When I think about it, it's no one's fault really cos you don't force people to love you and you don't choose who you love huh. I really want to feel loved now but my heart is literally closed toward this person. I feel like I am stuck in one place and I do miss her every other night, but I am not a desperate person at least I can control myself that much, and to think that she has someone, I think I have done enough already to appear too much of a fool. De tin don tire me jaree.. Just wanted to let this out without feeling stupid. Weak me! Cheer up love, this too shall pass...but these ain't nasty now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marc Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 28 minutes ago, Guest Archbishop said: Hahahahaha. My dear child, you are the purest of all sinners Bless you my dearest child. Eat and be merry. And remember that the chicken was made for the woman and not the woman for the chicken 📿 Thank you O dear mother Archbishop! You are far too kind. 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Barb Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 I am inlove with my best friend. Last week we kinda had a moment and I think maybe she feels the same way but I’m not so sure. The mere thought of her gives me butterflies in my tummy. Just wanted to put this out there, I’d probably never tell her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marc Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 27 minutes ago, Guest Archbishop said: Hahahahaha. There shall be no practicals Demonstrations will be done using frozen chickens and your fingers. Holy water fall on you 📿 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weak Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Guest Guest Barb said: I am inlove with my best friend. Last week we kinda had a moment and I think maybe she feels the same way but I’m not so sure. The mere thought of her gives me butterflies in my tummy. Just wanted to put this out there, I’d probably never tell her... Cheer up this too shall pass.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weak Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Guest Courage said: Cheer up love, this too shall pass...but these ain't nasty now? It's the nastiest ve done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weak Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 5 hours ago, Guest JaneRisky said: Hmm. Mother forgive me for I have sinned. *Does sign of the cross. Mother I did nasty shits. Within 24 hours, mother I f***ked 3 girls. I licked And sucked and ate. Now I have sore throat and a itchy veejayjay but the grievous thing is I am not sorry. But still pray for my soul as I will do this again. When next I come for confession, mother I hope the number of girls this time doth increase. *Kisses rosary and breaks into tears. Becareful so you don't get sick.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Megamind Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 55 minutes ago, Guest Weak said: Becareful so you don't get sick.. Hahahahaha. Why are you beefing? Is it your own sick 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JaneRisky Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 5 hours ago, Guest Archbishop said: 58 minutes ago, Guest Weak said: Becareful so you don't get sick.. Aunty I live for the P, I would die for the P. Jane is risky... 4 hours ago, Guest Archbishop said: Hahahahaha. There shall be no practicals Demonstrations will be done using frozen chickens and your fingers. Holy water fall on you 📿 Mehn! Archbishop is not nice at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weak Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Guest Megamind said: Hahahahaha. Why are you beefing? Is it your own sick 😁 No beef. Just an advice.. sorry if it annoyed ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Megamind Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Guest Weak said: No beef. Just an advice.. sorry if it annoyed ya! I was only teasing 😘 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Bumb Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 I love big yansh too much. It is so bad that I stop to stare at the behind of every woman that passes by. Yesterday in Chevy View, this very pretty babe passed by wearing leggings that revealed every curve and edge, that was how I stood shamelessly gawping at the bum swinging from left to right. I couldn't walk up to her even though I was dying to, I swear my punani revolted with a violent gush. Is this a sin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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