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5 hours ago, Hawken said:

See enh, i leave my house every day ready to fight. The aggression is real in Lagos.

As for the heat and noise, i didn;t really notice until i went to abuja for a week i think.. When i entered Lagos, i swear i almost teared up. The f***king noise!

The things I experienced in those white and yellow busses eh

Passenger: Driver owa o,

Driver: Ignored her

Passenger : Ha! Driver, ofe ya were ni! 

Passenger: wereni driver o! Were!!! 

😂😂 

 

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1 minute ago, Mimy said:

The things I experienced in those white and yellow busses eh

Passenger: Driver owa o,

Driver: Ignored her

Passenger : Ha! Driver, ofe ya were ni! 

Passenger: wareni driver o! Were!!! 

😂😂 

 

Hahahahahahaha.... welcome to Lasgidi. 

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1 minute ago, Mimy said:

The things I experienced in those white and yellow busses eh

Passenger: Driver owa o,

Driver: Ignored her

Passenger : Ha! Driver, ofe ya were ni! 

Passenger: wareni driver o! Were!!! 

😂😂 

 

Wehcome to Lagos. 

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17 minutes ago, Mimy said:

Oh cool. Dm me your Location. I want to show you something 😂

See me see strategy o😏😏

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On 3/25/2019 at 6:52 PM, Mimy said:

The things I experienced in those white and yellow busses eh

Passenger: Driver owa o,

Driver: Ignored her

Passenger : Ha! Driver, ofe ya were ni! 

Passenger: wereni driver o! Were!!! 

😂😂 

 

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.. Kuku kee me

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Apart from the traffic that is capable of sending one into the Lagoon, Lagos has a way of tampering with one's sanity. Before I moved to this city, I swear I was very much well upstairs. Now? Not so sure. Not only have I joined the 'Ogun wan kee your papa' category of angry residents, I also unabashedly reply lewd comments from agberos, conductors, drivers, roadside vendors, and fellow 'crase pipo'

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On 3/25/2019 at 6:52 PM, Mimy said:

The things I experienced in those white and yellow busses eh

Passenger: Driver owa o,

Driver: Ignored her

Passenger : Ha! Driver, ofe ya were ni! 

Passenger: wereni driver o! Were!!! 

😂😂 

 

Hahaha! 

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On 3/25/2019 at 6:32 PM, Mimy said:

Hahahah it did o. When the whole Lagos is just turnioniown. 

I'd to learn to scream Driver owa o 

Important Yoruba words to learn when you using a public transport in Lagos.. 

owa

e wole

Shilekun or Ashilekun(don't know) 😂

Asiwaju

e Bole 

oloriburuku

were

ori o day

ori o kpe

omo ale jati jati

ekuro Jare

iya e, Baba e

Thats all I can remember for now.. 😀  Don't use most of em though... 

 

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There was a time I used to want to live in Lagos; I wanted to experience the whole "craziness".

I remember pre-Nysc, when I told a friend (an uncle, sort of) that I would like to serve in Lagos and he laughed and said, "for you to live (and survive) in Lagos, you have to be a little bit mad"😄. I think he said that because I'm the "cool kind". 

Anyways, that was then. I would still like to visit but I'm not sure about living there anymore. I like a place that's peaceful and calm... And to think I'll be moving to a "crazy" place soon. Oh well. 😁

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12 minutes ago, Txunamy said:

Important Yoruba words to learn when you using a public transport in Lagos.. 

owa

e wole

Shilekun or Ashilekun(don't know) 😂

Asiwaju

e Bole 

oloriburuku

were

ori o day

ori o kpe

omo ale jati jati

ekuro Jare

iya e, Baba e

Thats all I can remember for now.. 😀  Don't use most of em though... 

 

Lol! You should have added their meanings too nau. That would be helpful.

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30 minutes ago, RayBlac said:

There was a time I used to want to live in Lagos; I wanted to experience the whole "craziness".

I remember pre-Nysc, when I told a friend (an uncle, sort of) that I would like to serve in Lagos and he laughed and said, "for you to live (and survive) in Lagos, you have to be a little bit mad"😄. I think he said that because I'm the "cool kind". 

Anyways, that was then. I would still like to visit but I'm not sure about living there anymore. I like a place that's peaceful and calm... And to think I'll be moving to a "crazy" place soon. Oh well. 😁

Lemme guess, you must be living in Abuja right now.. And the crazy place you would be moving to is PH? 

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29 minutes ago, RayBlac said:

Lol! You should have added their meanings too nau. That would be helpful.

Come to Lagos and see😁

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15 minutes ago, Txunamy said:

Come to Lagos and see😁

Alright. If you're willing to let me stay at your place, then I will cahm. 😁

20 minutes ago, Txunamy said:

Lemme guess, you must be living in Abuja right now.. And the crazy place you would be moving to is PH? 

Hahaha! Yes, Abuja. But no, not PH. Guess again. 

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5 hours ago, RayBlac said:

Alright. If you're willing to let me stay at your place, then I will cahm. 😁

Hahaha! Yes, Abuja. But no, not PH. Guess again. 

Hmmm.. Which other city is crazy? Jos? Aba? Enugu? Owerri? I dunno😀

Hahahaha @ coming to my place. You'd have to ask my girlfriend first 😁

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1 hour ago, Txunamy said:

Hmmm.. Which other city is crazy? Jos? Aba? Enugu? Owerri? I dunno😀

Hahahaha @ coming to my place. You'd have to ask my girlfriend first 😁

Of course! 😄

Okay. Michy @Michelle, I'm seeking your permission to stay at your girlfriend's @Txunamy place for just a week. She wants me to experience the Lagos life and she doesn't mind taking me around. Do you mind? 😁

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4 hours ago, RayBlac said:

Of course! 😄

Okay. Michy @Michelle, I'm seeking your permission to stay at your girlfriend's @Txunamy place for just a week. She wants me to experience the Lagos life and she doesn't mind taking me around. Do you mind? 😁

Of course and be sure to bring your cats and dogs along as well 😀

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14 hours ago, Txunamy said:

Important Yoruba words to learn when you using a public transport in Lagos.. 

owa

e wole

Shilekun or Ashilekun(don't know) 😂

Asiwaju

e Bole 

oloriburuku

were

ori o day

ori o kpe

omo ale jati jati

ekuro Jare

iya e, Baba e

Thats all I can remember for now.. 😀  Don't use most of em though... 

 

Lol and to think most of these words are curse words. I use to think the Hausas uses curse words a lot till I went to Lagos. 

The way the conductors announce places eh however I try straining my ears, I don't hear shit. 

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14 hours ago, Hipstar said:

Apart from the traffic that is capable of sending one into the Lagoon, Lagos has a way of tampering with one's sanity. Before I moved to this city, I swear I was very much well upstairs. Now? Not so sure. Not only have I joined the 'Ogun wan kee your papa' category of angry residents, I also unabashedly reply lewd comments from agberos, conductors, drivers, roadside vendors, and fellow 'crase pipo'

Lol I noticed this too. Passengers will drag N20 with conductors like it's a thug of war. Even when you offer to pay, they must sha fight. 

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2 hours ago, Michelle said:

Of course and be sure to bring your cats and dogs along as well 😀

Hahahaha. Great! Thanks😁

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1 hour ago, Mimy said:

Lol and to think most of these words are curse words. I use to think the Hausas uses curse words a lot till I went to Lagos. 

The way the conductors announce places eh however I try straining my ears, I don't hear shit. 

Hahahahaha

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