Moderators kimi Posted December 23, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 23, 2015 A Christmas Poem of sorts! T'was the eve of the Christmas eve and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care. They'd been worn all week and needed the air. Source :D #1day to Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 23, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 23, 2015 Knock knock! Who's there? Holly Holly who? Holly-days are here again! Source :D #1day and 2sleeps to Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 #4days to xmas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Our #1day to Christmas joke! A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, ‘Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new…' He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away. He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, ‘Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new…' He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away. He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, ‘Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again…' Source Awwww... dis hilarious and cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 M xmas spirit is here wit full force... 2days to xmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 23, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 23, 2015 #4days to xmas... Hahahahaha! Counting backwards are we :P welcome wife! You can run but you can't hide... seen the special delivery yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 23, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 23, 2015 M xmas spirit is here wit full force... 2days to xmas Yes o! #highonchristmasjuice The cheer must be shared abroad... I ain't drinking alone! *wink* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 24, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 24, 2015 It's here! The Christmas Eve is here!! One more sleep and it's Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 24, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 24, 2015 Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A. It's Christmas, Eve! :D Source Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 24, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 24, 2015 A man is about to jump off London Bridge when he hears a voice behind him. It's Santa Claus. "Why do this? It's Christmas Eve?" Santa says. "Because I've lost my job, " the man answered, " my wife has left me, and I have no presents for the kids." "Ah, I can grant you *** wishes, " replied Santa, "So when you get up tomorrow your job will be there, your wife will be waiting for you, and there'll be presents for the children." "Oh Santa - however can I repay you?" gasped the man. "Well - not a lot of people know this, " came the reply, "But old Santa is gay, you could bend over for me, the elves aren't much good at it." "Dunno 'bout that, " the man said. "Oh, go on, " Santa urged, "After all - I granted you *** wishes, don't be so ungrateful." "Ok, " the man sighed, as he unzipped his trousers. Santa did the biz and when he finished the man pulled his trousers back up. Santa looks at the man and asks "How old are you?" "47, " came the reply. "What? And you still believe in Santa Claus?" Source :D :D #one more sleep to Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Hahahahahahahaha!!! Lwkmh! These jokes are hilarious, @Kimi! Good stuff!! hahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 24, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 24, 2015 Hey peeps! I saw this and I thought Teeflowz was super funny Enjoy @ http://naijalez.com/index.php?/topic/1535-tell-me-your-secrets/ #one more sleep and it's Christmas! ...but considering I won't be sleeping, I better count the hours instead (to myself ofcourse) :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 24, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 24, 2015 Knock, knock Who's there? Ho, Ho, Ho Ho, Ho, Ho who? Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you! Source Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 25, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 25, 2015 ...and my work here is done! *wink* Merry Christmas Everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas to you too! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamgal Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas!!! Remember to show someone love today, give and give and give till you have nothing left to give. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Hahahahaha! Counting backwards are we :P/> welcome wife! You can run but you can't hide... seen the special delivery yet? I've seen it Ohhh it was luvly... xmas was funnnnnnnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 29, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 29, 2015 LOL. Good! I bet it was *wink* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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