Moderators kimi Posted December 15, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 15, 2015 Hey Ladies, I'm absolutely clueless about what should be here. It's a continuation of the Christmas countdown nonetheless. I figured I'd start with favourite posts, signatures, comments, anything! Do feel free to freestyle and share your favourite NL moments here! PS Remember to hashtag the #days left to Christmas xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 15, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 15, 2015 #9days to Christmas! "Sometimes the decision to remain calm surpasses the zeal to be heard." -Abystacy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 15, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 15, 2015 #9days to Christmas! "Own your bullshit and quirks and no one will be able to use it against you" - Dii (700BC) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 #9days to Christmas! " Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story; in life, no one helps you once you get f***ked.".... Moresco. This was the first signature I fell inlove with when I joined Nl over a year ago and it still is one of my favourites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 And I still love my very first signature when I joined NL. It said, " I'm not searching, i'm waiting to be found". #9days to Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala1990 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 "I carry your heart with me (I carry it in my heart) I am never without it (anywhere I go you go, my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling)" E.E. Cummings -Kimi Best quote. #9 days to Christmas *rme* (I don't like countdowns) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala1990 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Confession #2 It's yesterday I realised Dequeen and Dreamgal are not the same person. I don't know why I had assumed it was one person. Then Sleeky and Fairy, the difference is like day and night but I just ran them up as the same person in my mind. It's like: "She's the writer with 36C boobs" lol #9 days to Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Confession #2 It's yesterday I realised Dequeen and Dreamgal are not the same person. I don't know why I had assumed it was one person. Then Sleeky and Fairy, the difference is like day and night but I just ran them up as the same person in my mind. It's like: "She's the writer with 36C boobs" lol #9 days to Christmas Hahahahaha!! OMG!!! @Lala, how on earth could you have mixed us up! Looolll. Real funny confessions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 15, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 15, 2015 This one cracked me up big time! The comments did!LOL. Such sarcasm! "Hello ladies, am Cynthia. Am bored in school and I need someone to accommodate me in Lagos. I wanna have some fun +after the fun, I ain't leaving empty handed" -Cyndy http://naijalez.com/index.php?/topic/1420-meet-up/ #9days to Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 16, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 16, 2015 Mehn! I could laugh all day just reading comments on NL. Another one that's made it to our #8days to Christmas "I don't know see how being with nice guy helped your cousin leave "vampire + animal + werewolf", but its cool" -Moresko http://naijalez.com/index.php?/topic/735-if-shell-cheat-to-get-you-shell-cheat-to-leave-you/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 16, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 16, 2015 Hahahahaha! Fairy o! Sex bunny "sex is a very important criteria o. personally, I love sex but more than once, I've been made to adjust because my partner doesn't like sex... its the story they always tell though and I wonder why a person wouldn't like good sex frequently. I love long sex-for-hours sex. sex keeps the relationship blooming. when two people are dating and there's no sex, it's almost as though there isn't unity. we all know sex is more than the word implys... when you have sex with someone you love, there's passion, understanding and loads of emotions in play. there's this unty it brings. even after sex, the both parties share a certain joy and understanding. there's laughter and it's almost like your relationship has been brushed up. getting it everyday has its own disadvantages though but getting it frequently... not often but often (u dig?) is just fine..." - Fairy http://naijalez.com/index.php?/topic/2384-sex/ #8days to Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 16, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 16, 2015 And it was written... "Xena u wl b pro in dz, i wl want u to sex me am new in it" -JJ http://naijalez.com/index.php?/topic/143-buy-sex-products/ Hahahahahahaha! #8days to Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala1990 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Lol... Very funny posts. I think my funniest is still the girl that got told told by her girlfriend that she is pregnant for them. Can't even remember the link but I had a good laugh when I saw it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 16, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 16, 2015 Hahaha! As in! All sorts o... I remember that one. Pinktush becoming a dad oh I think it's mum!LOL ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 16, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 16, 2015 Here's another one from our NL archives! "Dear girlfriend, Where are you please i have miss you so so much,please come back so that i will stop crying" - Suavity http://naijalez.com/index.php?/topic/2493-dear-future-girlfriend/page__st__20 :D #8days to Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Lol... Very funny posts. I think my funniest is still the girl that got told told by her girlfriend that she is pregnant for them. Can't even remember the link but I had a good laugh when I saw it. LMAO i remember it, i died when i saw that one . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 17, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 17, 2015 #7days to Christmas! "...pls @ savvy confirm this from ur doctor, by inserting your fingers in a woman vagina, u wiill see sperm don't tell me u expect every woman to have a wide open clitoris dat swallowed up all released sperm..." -Hadassah the great! http://naijalez.com/index.php?/topic/2309-why-i-find-it-hard-to-suck-ladies/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 17, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 17, 2015 My worry though is inserting fingers in women's vagina at the clinic may not be such a wise move. Whatever happened to plain ol' just asking the doc! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Lmao... Reading and laughing in a very unladylike manner... #7 days to Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 17, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 17, 2015 Hahahahahaha! Keep the cheer coming! *hugs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 17, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 17, 2015 By the way, be careful how you use the word Clitoris henceforth! She is one of us. http://naijalez.com/index.php?/topic/631-lez-in-agbor/ #7days to Christmas! *wink* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 18, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 18, 2015 #6days to Christmas! Cat woman's got nothing on us! We've got our very own super heroines! Introducing... *drum roll please* *Pussydrailer *Pussyeater *Pussylick *Pussydoll *Pussycunt *Pussylicker *Pussylove *Pussypie *Pussyslut Don't even think it! Pliss, no room for any other permutation and combination exercises involving the word p**sy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala1990 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I remember that sperm argument. I was in a perpetual "what the hell" moment. Like the argument was so useless ehn. Its now it is even funny. #7 to Christmas And Kimi I think we can do a 'PussyGoddess' Just one more to even things out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 18, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 18, 2015 Hahahahaha! Okay Lala, i'd be sure to let Admin know you'd like a name change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 18, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 18, 2015 Lala, haven't had your cuppa this morning have you? :P Which one is #7days again. #6days jor and 7sleeps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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