Moderators kimi Posted April 3, 2016 Moderators Share Posted April 3, 2016 You can run but you can't hide! When most of y'all are back from church, settle in and take your test. Let's see how attentive you've been and how much of an NL member you really are ;) Ready? Set? Go! Instruction: 10 questions, attempt all. Which of our members is a sucker for sexy voice? Nulia + _________ are our first publicly announced NL couple? Who is the only member that has publicly declared that she's had a hard-on? Who abducted Kimi when she was 5years old? (bonus question) :D On NL Christmas morning, who masturbated at the foot of the mountain and came 15times? ___________ is the name given to a woman whose nipples become full-sized breasts in your mouth during foreplay "...don't tell me u expect every woman to have a wide open clitoris dat swallowed up all released sperm" This was uttered by? What NL member shares the same name as a delicate part of the woman's bumbum? "who's in Enugu that can suck my nipples till I explode?" was said by? "_________ u wl b pro in dz, i wl want u to sex me am new in it" was said by JJ in commendation of whose skills? The member with the highest score shall be celebrated and shall be indoctrinated into our most prestigious NL Hall of fame club. All the best ladies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracia Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 1. How I wan take sabi? 2. No idea, but how do I find that thread? ***. that one na question? the only member with a big pair of balls. 4. Santa Claus. 5. we were not taught. 6. Horny b*tch. 7. Someone who did quatitative reasoning in primary school. 8. The member that couldn't stop thinking straight from their ass. 9. An open mined member. 10. A vibrator. hey, don't copy me! #covering_my_work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 1. How I wan take sabi? 2. No idea, but how do I find that thread? ***. that one na question? the only member with a big pair of balls. 4. Santa Claus. 5. we were not taught. 6. Horny b*tch. 7. Someone who did quatitative reasoning in primary school. 8. The member that couldn't stop thinking straight from their ass. 9. An open mined member. 10. A vibrator. hey, don't copy me! #covering_my_work Hahahahaha!! Someone copying your work right now is like someone copying Patience Jonathans work in an English Language exam. Hahaha!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracia Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Hahahahaha!! Someone copying your work right now is like someone copying Patience Jonathans work in an English Language exam. Hahaha!! hey that's no fair, let the examiner decide. I do know most of the answers i provided are correct, not unless the examiner wants to fail me on purpose because i'm not among her babylettes #picking-my-nose. By the way, how did you see what I wrote, I thought I covered it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 hey that's no fair, let the examiner decide. I do know most of the answers i provided are correct, not unless the examiner wants to fail me on purpose because i'm not among her babylettes #picking-my-nose. By the way, how did you see what I wrote, I thought I covered it? Hahahahaha!!! Through the eyes of the spirit. Why i'm I even studying for this test?? The examiner is actually already compromised. Lemme go and rub zulu chiefs pot belly joor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracia Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Hahahahaha!!! Through the eyes of the spirit. Why i'm I even studying for this test?? The examiner is actually already compromised. Lemme go and rub zulu chiefs pot belly joor lol, I can imagine you going through hundred threads just to find an answer to one of these. A similar case of "you've got the book to cheat from in an exams but don't know where to find the answers". Just admit it already, you wanted to copy me. While you're at Zulu's place, please also rub his bald head on my behalf, that should get me a good grade in this test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChazBee Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Am not feeling too well and as such plead to defer the test till 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixstar26 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Been away for a very long time. Only know d ans to No 8 question. Will av to go through all d posts to know d rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 LMAOOO this is too funny!!! Let me try though 1) Sleeky? ***) Teejay 4) Maid 7) Suavity? Savvy? Haddasah? Its Haddasah. 8) Clitoris 9) An Enugu babe -_- 10) I can't read this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 LMAOOO this is too funny!!! Let me try though 1) Sleeky? ***) Teejay 4) Maid 7) Suavity? Savvy? Haddasah? Its Haddasah. 8) Clitoris 9) An Enugu babe -_-/> 10) I can't read this one. Geez! Number *** wasn't me. I remember who said it. Wont give the expo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 You can run but you can't hide! When most of y'all are back from church, settle in and take your test. Let's see how attentive you've been and how much of an NL member you really are ;)/>/> Ready? Set? Go! Instruction: 10 questions, attempt all. Which of our members is a sucker for sexy voice? ..... I dunno? Hummm... Kimi? Nulia + _________ are our first publicly announced NL couple? I know I have come across this story..just didn't register the name. Letter "E" sha dey the name Who is the only member that has publicly declared that she's had a hard-on? OZY!!! Who abducted Kimi when she was 5years old? (bonus question) :D/>/> T Probably black Santa Claus with fake white beards. You know na... Naija style! On NL Christmas morning, who masturbated at the foot of the mountain and came 15times? My goodness! Who did this happen to?! I'm trying not to stain my church mind. ___________ is the name given to a woman whose nipples become full-sized breasts in your mouth during foreplay... Sooooo tempting. Boobilicious? "...don't tell me u expect every woman to have a wide open clitoris dat swallowed up all released sperm" This was uttered by? HAWKEN! OR DEQUEEN What NL member shares the same name as a delicate part of the woman's bumbum? CLITORIS! "who's in Enugu that can suck my nipples till I explode?" was said by? "_________ u wl b pro in dz, i wl want u to sex me am new in it" was said by JJ in commendation of whose skills? This one pass Jamb question... Detilez The member with the highest score shall be celebrated and shall be indoctrinated into our most prestigious NL Hall of fame club. All the best ladies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 3, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted April 3, 2016 Hahahahahahaha! Y'all are so so hilarious o!LOL for sure! No way is the mighty Zulu chief that much of a cheapskate <_< . Maybe if you agreed to rub that other part :D :unsure: Keep the guesses coming! Yes you can! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 3, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted April 3, 2016 1. How I wan take sabi? 2. No idea, but how do I find that thread? ***. that one na question? the only member with a big pair of balls. 4. Santa Claus. 5. we were not taught. 6. Horny b*tch. 7. Someone who did quatitative reasoning in primary school. 8. The member that couldn't stop thinking straight from their ass. 9. An open mined member. 10. A vibrator. hey, don't copy me! #covering_my_work Hahahahahaha! 0/10 (0%) V. Poor indeed. Shame. I would have drawn your face but I don't have the app :D Punishment: Go derobe yourself in the zulu temple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 3, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted April 3, 2016 Am not feeling too well and as such plead to defer the test till 2019 Hahahahahaha! Ojoro master! Okay o... your 3year carryover has been approved. You must not be found playing in the NL courts. Otherwise, you will surely be exposed :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 3, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted April 3, 2016 Been away for a very long time. Only know d ans to No 8 question. Will av to go through all d posts to know d rest. LOLOLOL. Na wa. yeye people. Hahahahahaha. This is actually the only excuse that justifies failing my test. We missed you sixstar. You are a sister indeed! You are blessed and highly favoured among our fellow sixstars :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 3, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted April 3, 2016 LMAOOO this is too funny!!! Let me try though 1) Sleeky? ***) Teejay 4) Maid 7) Suavity? Savvy? Haddasah? Its Haddasah. 8) Clitoris 9) An Enugu babe -_-/> 10) I can't read this one. 2/10. Our best student so far. Na wa o... shame on you Hawken. You are a very active member. What is the hope of the future if a member of your calibre failed so woefully? :unsure: *humming the olodo rabata song* smh :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 3, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted April 3, 2016 Hahahahahahaha Teejay! 2/10. These events took place way before you joined NL and so you are allowed to gbodo :D What do you mean! Kimi is friends with all janded Santas! :angry: Na wa. Our brightest scored 20%. Quite depressing. This shows that the Admins have quite a bit to do. *sighs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 3, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted April 3, 2016 So here are the answers to the test questions. Sorry ladies, the performance was so poor that I chose to have my beauty nap before attending to this. Answers 1. Evelyn 2. Elegant ***..OZY! 4. LOL. Kimi was never abducted :huh: ;) 5. Mermaid 6. Breastilolo 7. Hadassah 8. Clitoris 9. New cunt 10.Xenasexy Answers may be found on these threads: http://naijalez.com/index.php?/topic/2582-a-very-nl-christmas/ http://naijalez.com/index.php?/topic/2635-wet-dreams/ http://naijalez.com/index.php?/topic/2613-the-truth-about-breasts/ http://naijalez.com/index.php?/topic/2524-nulia-and-elegants-couple-shower/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Hummm... I deserved half score for saying number 1's answer had a letter E naaa! *pouting lips* And who scored the 2 abeg? I need to give mum my result Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracia Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Hahahahahaha! 0/10 (0%) V. Poor indeed. Shame. I would have drawn your face but I don't have the app :D/> Punishment: Go derobe yourself in the zulu temple. lol, test attempted!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 3, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted April 3, 2016 Hummm... I deserved half score for saying number 1's answer had a letter E naaa! *pouting lips* And who scored the 2 abeg? I need to give mum my result Hahahahaha. LOOOL. Half score ko. Half score ni. Is that how they dash out marks in JAMB Hawken equally performed as woefully as you did @ 20% Hahahahaha. See their faces! Rabata Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Make-up test oooo! We want make-up test. #Holding placards! Singing "all we are saying, give make up test!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChazBee Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Hahahahahaha! Ojoro master! Okay o... your 3year carryover has been approved. You must not be found playing in the NL courts. Otherwise, you will surely be exposed :angry:/> The carryover is just for the test nah. He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 3, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted April 3, 2016 LOL. Take your aluta elsewhere... Perhaps the Zulu chief's chambers *winking uncontrollably* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 3, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted April 3, 2016 The carryover is just for the test nah. He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day You bet! In the mean time, some heavy chairs need lifting in the zulu temple. Babylettes have been duly satisfied and would need some space to relax :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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